Top Chef Vengeance

Miscellaneous Roundup

-I'm losing my will to watch Top Chef. I just caught up on the past two episodes. There's only one chef I actually like left in the competition, and seeing that for the past three weeks straight my favorites have been picked off one by one, I'm considering sparing myself the pain and just not watching anymore. Thanks for wasting my Wednesday nights for the past 8 weeks, Tom Colicchio. I guess on a slightly more positive note, odds are that we will see our first female Top Chef this season--before we see our first female President, as I predicted.

-It's about effin' time! Yes, that's right boys and girls, Karl Rove is finally getting subpoenaed (sp?). Time for Satan's father to get his comeuppance. I give you this promise--if he is indicted, on anything, I will throw the biggest party that East Berlin has ever seen. Hopefully it will coincide with my first-annual Franco-American Independence Party this July.

-GEICO needs more Cavemen! If you've got hair and a large sloping forehead, GEICO has a job for you! Bless you, Craigslist.

-Apparently you had a missed connection with Jesus. And he likes your boobs.